Tentacle Monsters from the Abyss, Murderous Schoolgirls Hell-bent on Revenge, Zombie Stoners, and Earth’s Cataclysmic Demise:
It must be spring at The Asylum!
Burbank, CA – April, 2014 – April is the cruelest month, breeding tentacles out of the roiling ocean, mixing coeds and zombie stoners, stirring Asian schoolgirls with bloodlust. Oh, and a passel of giant asteroids is headed for Earth. Fun!
This month, The Asylum is proud to announce four original movie premieres, including a Syfy Original Movie and an XBOX streaming exclusive. Action stars Linda Hamilton (of TERMINATOR fame) and Robert Davi (DIE HARD, LICENCE TO KILL) light up the screen along with total babes (and frequent Asylum collaborators) Mindy Robinson and Jamie Noel.
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4/12 – 9:00 p.m. EST on Syfy
BERMUDA TENTACLES
When Air Force One goes down over the Bermuda Triangle, the Navy sends its best rescue team. But in saving the president, the team uncovers a secret lurking on the bottom of the ocean, awakening a monster that threatens the entire eastern seaboard. The team warns those above to prepare for attack, but no one can be prepared to fight what they do not understand. Starring Linda Hamilton (THE TERMINATOR, TERMINATOR 2), Trevor Donovan (90210).
4/15 – DVD, Blu-ray, Redbox, iTunes, and on-demand streaming
ASIAN SCHOOL GIRLS
After being kidnapped and brutalized by a Los Angeles crime syndicate, a group of schoolgirls must fight and seduce their way to vengeance, teaching the criminals a lesson in kicking butt and taking names.
4/18 – XBOX streaming exclusive
THE COED AND THE ZOMBIE STONER
When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure, and now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late. Debuting only on XBOX, just in time for4/20! Starring Asylum alums Jamie Noel and Mindy Robinson (BIKINI SPRING BREAK).
4/29 – DVD, Blu-ray, Redbox, iTunes, and on-demand streaming
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
A shower of massive meteors threatens Earth's inhabitants with extinction, and the world’s greatest minds must devise a dangerous plan that will tilt the planet off its axis to avoid the impact. StarringTia Carrere (TRUE LIES, RELIC HUNTER, LILO & STITCH), Robert Davi(DIE HARD, THE GOONIES, LICENCE TO KILL), and Jason Brooks(BAYWATCH, STAR TREK).
